Signs You're Getting Too Old To Drive...
 
- You think an SUV might be too small to be safe.
 
- It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
 
- When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear something.
 
- It scares you to drive the speed limit.
 
- The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
 
- You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
 
- You use cruise control at 25 mph.
 
- You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying glass for the windshield.
 
- Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
 
- Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.

One Liner
Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

eWORD of the Day

"Reverence for God adds hours to each day" (Proverbs 10:27 LB).

thought for the day

Do you ever get to the end of your day and think, "Did I accomplish anything?"
Where does all the time go?
If you don't master your schedule, it will master you!