You know you're growing old when...

~ You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

~ The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "ten items or less" lane.

~ You've stopped supporting your children and started supporting your parents.

~ You buy "age-defying" makeup and "anti-wrinkle" creams and believe they work.

~ You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

~ You've had three opportunities to buy every single Disney Animated Classic ... "for the last time in a generation"

One Liner

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

eWORD of the day

In light of these incredible benefits Paul concluded, "Because of God's great mercy . . . Offer yourselves as a living sacrifice to God, dedicated to his service." (Romans 12:1 TEV)

today’s thought …

We don't serve God out of guilt or fear or even duty, but out of joy, and deep gratitude for what he's done for us. We owe him our lives. Through salvation our past has been forgiven, our present is given meaning, and our future is secured.