Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?

Dentist: $300

Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work?! Man, that's expensive.

Dentist: Okay, I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

One Liner
"Things turn out the best for people who make the best of how things turn out."
~ John Wooden

eWORD of the Day
Let the Spirit change your way of thinking. Ephesians 4:23 (CEV)

today’s thought
God waits for you to act first. Don't wait to feel powerful or confident. Move ahead in your weakness, doing the right thing in spite of your fears and feelings