A little boy came home from Sunday School and went into his room to change clothes.

When he emerged, he asked his mother, "Is it true that we came from dust?"

His mother replied, "Yes, dear. God made us from dust."

The kid ran back into his room and came out all excited: "Mom, I just looked under my bed, and there's somebody either coming or going!"

One Liner

Do pie companies have a lot of turnovers?