The pastor said to Mr. Smith, one of his long-time parishioners, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for attending out church.  I wish I had twenty parishioners like you."

"Gosh, it's nice to hear that, Pastor, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith.  "You know that I complain about every sermon and hardly ever give money."

The pastor said, "I'd still like twenty parishioners like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."

One Liner

He who laughs last thinks slowest.